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My faith in humanity knows no bounds

In my humble opinion this video sums up how modern civilization works.
On a sidenote Nintendo revealed yesterday a video with some game footage for their upcoming Wii console. It got me horny and thinking that why on earth would anyone ruin such a perfect little film with those white dressed mongs?
WHY?
My thoughts on the Wii [...]


One day you are a top rated consultancy…

… and the next you are a forgotten scrap inside the guts of a DNS machine somewhere in the backlot of a redneck landfill.
What am I talking about?
Back in 2000 I started working for what back then was a top notch internet consultancy. One of the big guns, full of bright kids with funny ideas [...]


Forget all those teambuilding techniques

At the office we just kicked off the first amateur cooking contest.
Each edition an ingredient will be chosen ala Iron Chef and all the dishes have to be prepared with that special something. And a lot of love, of course.
Today’s entry is a dish of red peppers stuffed with cod on top of ajoblanco.
According [...]


When hackers became pirates…

Or “how can localization fuck it up”.
Try to accessing the Blogger’s Help site. Everything looks normal, right? Specially if you use a computer whose default language is set to English.
Now, try to set that default language to Spanish. If you don’t know Spanish, don’t worry if it doesn’t make much sense. Now, if you arrive [...]


I’ll correct you, rather than answer your questions

Gregor Hohpe is an engineer at Google that was lucky (or deserveful) enough to get invited to a workshop by Tim O’Reilly, along with people like Bill Scott, Jeniffer Tidwill, Cal Henderson, John Musser and Martin Fowler.
The theme of the workshop was “Web 2.0 Patterns”, and one of the objectives of it was to help [...]


Professional Procrastinator

In the age of instant messaging, photo-sharing, mobblogging, ego-wanking and such procrastination has become such an easy thing to do.
Before this time trying to unfocus your tasks into useless yet fulfilling activities meant an actual effort. Nowadays you just have to press a keyboard shortcut, access that bookmark of yours or trigger a complex [...]


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